Saturday, May 30, 2009

Like Sinead O'Connor, but a little fatter.

Late last night I ended up at the Bowery Hotel bar with Josh and a handful of other folks. This was probably between 1 and 2 AM-ish. I had already had many a drink, so this part of the night is a little hazy, but I do have one very clear memory. On my way to the bathroom, a man runs over to me and says, "Are you Sinead O'Connor?" I said, "No, that's not me, but thanks." And he replied:

"Well, we were looking at you and thought you looked like Sinead O'Connor, but a little fatter. Like, if she had a baby and gained some weight."

Like Sinead O'Connor, BUT A LITTLE FATTER.

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